Caution Captivity Man
We need to warn you about Captivity Man! Pray that you never run into him. He is so dangerous, run away! The police have been doing their best to capture the elusive degenerate for many years now, and he has developed something of a cult status, prompting the printing of shirts to celebrate his iconically slippery nature. Just make sure that you steer clear of this rascal. He is nothing but trouble!
