Eat Cake, Friends
Well, he does have a great point, doesn’t he? Now, do you think this means eating candy and cake is a way to keep safe? If the answer is ‘yes’, sign us up! While we would rather that you take a course in self-defense or sign up at your local dojo, you really cannot fault this man’s logic. We would hate to see potential kidnappers put his logic to the test at what looks like a music festival with so many people around.