He’s Got Standards
This guy must have had a tough few months. He has recently grown a mustache, earned a fuller belly, and the girls can’t get enough of him! It must be tough warding all the women away. Luckily, he has this hysterical t-shirt that sends the message loud and clear. Only model-like ladies, please! We doubt that any models will dropping in for some… whatever it is that he has in that pan.